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Originally tiny mythical beings, elves have become a clichéd race of pointy-eared, arrow-slinging, forest-loving, effeminate warrior mages that populate every unimaginative stab at fantasy storytelling. Recent mutations look like dumptrucks.
Just The Facts
- Elves generally think that they are better than you, lowly human. And they are right.
- Elves like bows, and usually can't wear heavy armour.
- Elves no longer like to associate themselves with those little wieners from Keebler. They're focused on kicking-ass these days, not on tasty baked goods.